The Truth about Guys(part 1)

Posted by Goddess of Nonsense on
  1. The sad looking guy you kept saying no to will suddenly transform into the Prince.
    Then you will look at all the nice looking girls surrounding him in his profile picture and feel bad about yourself. Very bad.
  2. Guys are into you as long as you are not into them.
  3. They're like Cavemen(Courtesy E). They randomly disappear for days and come back pretending like nothing has happened.
  4. They're so bloody good at emotional blackmail.
  5. If it were upto them, they'd get it on anywhere, even in the middle of the road.
  6. They think leggings are tight pants with socks attached!
  7. They think they're so hot they'd gave John Abraham a run for his money.
    They also believe every girl on this planet is into them. Oh and by the way, this doesn't generally include the girl who is.
  8. Once they get their hands on the X-box/ Playstation, they forget about everything else, including that irresistible urge to pee.

10 comments:

el_idioto said...
July 10, 2009 at 12:15 AM

50% accurate..

60% disputable

Tanuj Lakhina said...
July 10, 2009 at 4:05 AM

I disagree on point number 4 , 6 and 8. Reasons being :

4.Compete with girls in emotional blackmail,seriously? You lot are able to change the situation and bring other topics into picture and make us feel guilty.Topics which are even done and talked over!

6.Some might be aware of the actual concept of leggings too.I am.

8.The pause button is created for a reason! :D

Goddess of Nonsense said...
July 10, 2009 at 9:19 AM

@ Rishi...Mind giving us an insight to the disputable part?

Goddess of Nonsense said...
July 10, 2009 at 9:20 AM

@ Tanuj- If there's a pause button how come they never use it?!!!

I agree... girls are dam good at emotional blackmail too. That doesn't however excuse you guys!

Tanuj Lakhina said...
July 10, 2009 at 12:23 PM

They do use it,like to open the door or to answer the phone or the most important,go pee! YES we do!

Girls are better than us at emotional blackmail so what gives you the right to whine!?

Goddess of Nonsense said...
July 11, 2009 at 9:54 PM

haha we are
but you know how guys have away of keeping girls in control...
How they basically govern their lives.....
and make them feel about anything that doesn't comply with their set of rules....
Its quite sad

Tanuj Lakhina said...
July 12, 2009 at 12:04 AM

To be very honest guys are only able to do that if the girl lets them take control of their lives.If the girl has a great individual personality then she won't let him take control and then in most cases guy wouldn't even try to take control. That's at least what I think maybe there would be different scenarios.

S A J I T H said...
July 15, 2009 at 7:20 PM

Well...."i n t r e s t i n g . . ."

The girl said...
July 16, 2009 at 1:51 AM

Hahha. This made me laugh (: I needed that. Thanks :D