Things I will never understand in life

Posted by Goddess of Nonsense on , , , , ,
  1. Why is it that every time you do a good thing, people assume you have an ulterior motive?
  2. Why is that women have to change their surname after marriage, but not men?
  3. Why is that people have 15 functions before the actual wedding, which is then followed by fifteen other functions?
  4. How can people find Ranbir Kapoor (who looks totally doped) and Abhishek Bachchan(taxi driver!) hot?!
  5. How can the entire nation love Shahrukh Khan?????!!!!!
  6. How can the Chinese cockroaches? That too dipped in chocolate!!
  7. Why are the Indians obsessed with having a fair skin, while the phirangs will do anything then can to get a tan?
  8. Who the hell said cream is colour?!
  9. How can people spend close to a lakh on a stoopid handbag?
  10. How do really ugly guys manage to get hot girls, when it never happens the other way around?
  11. How can the entire country put everything on hold to watch an absoultely pointless game of cricket?
  12. And lastly, better the food, higher the calories! Why? Why? Why?

5 comments:

The Pernicious One said...
February 23, 2009 at 3:50 PM

#1 - Because trust is a luxury everyone can't afford.
#3 - For the sake of tradition or wait a minute - to show how much money the brides' parents have :P
#4 - They also find Kajol hot, so you know.. :S
#5 - Herd mentality!
#7 - The grass is always greener on the other side :P
#9 - People expect money to add value to their person :)
#10 - Dumb luck!
#11 - Baffles me too!
#12 - Life's unfair :S

Goddess of Nonsense said...
February 23, 2009 at 5:25 PM

Lol
The comment has made the post more interesting!

Parinita said...
February 24, 2009 at 6:16 PM

Taxi driver! *is highly offended* I am in love with him and I'm not ashamed to say it!

Oh Ranbir is cute too. But taxi driver!

Goddess of Nonsense said...
February 24, 2009 at 8:02 PM

dude are us serious?
sheee sheee
be ashamed of urself!
u shudn't be showing ur face in public from now on

n m sorry for calling him a atxi driver
heres something better













truck driver !! :D

Anonymous said...
March 22, 2009 at 12:58 AM

oh c'mon. Abhishek Bachchan aint that bad! i aint calling him hot, but seriously, taxi driver???? thats a bit too much! The guy's got great personality!