Things I will never understand in life

1. Why is it that every time you do a good thing, people assume you have an ulterior motive?
2. Why is that women have to change their surname after marriage, but not men?
3. Why is that people have 15 functions before the actual wedding, which is then followed by fifteen other functions?
4. How can people find Ranbir Kapoor (who looks totally doped) and Abhishek Bachchan(taxi driver!) hot?!
5. How can the entire nation love Shahrukh Khan?????!!!!!
6. How can the Chinese cockroaches? That too dipped in chocolate!!
7. Why are the Indians obsessed with having a fair skin, while the phirangs will do anything then can to get a tan?
8. Who the hell said cream is colour?!
9. How can people spend close to a lakh on a stoopid handbag?
10. How do really ugly guys manage to get hot girls, when it never happens the other way around?
11. How can the entire country put everything on hold to watch an absoultely pointless game of cricket?
12. And lastly, better the food, higher the calories! Why? Why? Why?