- Phone bills! Why can't we just talk for free?
- People who wear sunglasses in the dark!
- Self Righteous Bitches!
- Stoopid men who force their women to wear burkhas, while they visually rape every other woman who walks past them!
- Dirty men who stare at you on the road even when you are wearing kurtas!
- Shah Rukh Khan
- The fact that sex and SRK sells.
- Aishwariya Plastic Rai
- 50 cent Lyrics!
- Facebook mails flooding my Inbox!
- People who litter their own city!
- Men who pee on the road!
iDespise (part 2)
iLike (Part 2)
- The smell of new clothes (believe me they have a smell!)
- Rajat Kapoor :D ( And no he's not an old fart!)
- Black and white clothes with bright red accessories!
- Gifts :D (giving and receiving)
- Getting nostalgic
- Sipping Pink Margaritas (Esp when they're free :P )
- Choco latte
- Blogging!
- Arguing for no reason (typical Libran Characteristic)
- And lastly making stoopid lists such as this one :P
'Say Cheese'
Posted by
Goddess of Nonsense
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Facebook
Clicking pictures for Facebook is no longer a fun activity.
Infact it is a disease.
You must be nicely dressed all the time with proper hair, make -up, etc.
You never know when someone decides to go Clickity- click.
You don't want everyone to see how you actually look, now do you?
And if you have no where to go, where people might take pictures of you, specifically for the purpose of putting them up on Facebook, please call all your friends and try to make some plan.
That way you will have an event to capture on camera and share with stalkers of this world.
And no one will think of you as a loser. Promise :)
At first I used to think this disease is affecting only the female population.
But knowing how vain they are... I wasn't all that surprised.
It started off with Birthday pictures, then Saturday night pictures followed by random College Events.
Till then it was perfectly okay.
However, uploading albums then became such an obsession that people started clicking pictures everywhere!
Limits were crossed when albums by the name - Waking up in the morning, Brushing my Gorgeous teeth, Making my Scrumptious Breakfast and My very own Designer Bathroom started being shared with random people.
So the boys refused to be left behind.
In their race to 'make frienship' with 'lovelee' girls on Facebook, they started taking pictures of themselves everywhere as well.
Every single time I go to marine Drive, I see atleast 3 to 4 such 'hunks' posing and asking fellow hunks to take pictures of them on the rocks , with the background of the sea or else against their very cool bikes.
Now all that I'm going to grudgingly accept. But parents joining Facebook and then falling prey to this disease?! No, no. This is one thing I am not willing to accept!
Two days ago I thought my eyes were betraying me when I saw 'Z is now friends with Uncle Z'.
As if that wasn't bad enough, today I see pictures of Uncle Z in the office, shaking hands with random business clients.
Two days on Facebook and the disease has caught up with Uncle Z already?
What is happening to this world?
How do we make this stop?!
Infact it is a disease.
You must be nicely dressed all the time with proper hair, make -up, etc.
You never know when someone decides to go Clickity- click.
You don't want everyone to see how you actually look, now do you?
And if you have no where to go, where people might take pictures of you, specifically for the purpose of putting them up on Facebook, please call all your friends and try to make some plan.
That way you will have an event to capture on camera and share with stalkers of this world.
And no one will think of you as a loser. Promise :)
At first I used to think this disease is affecting only the female population.
But knowing how vain they are... I wasn't all that surprised.
It started off with Birthday pictures, then Saturday night pictures followed by random College Events.
Till then it was perfectly okay.
However, uploading albums then became such an obsession that people started clicking pictures everywhere!
Limits were crossed when albums by the name - Waking up in the morning, Brushing my Gorgeous teeth, Making my Scrumptious Breakfast and My very own Designer Bathroom started being shared with random people.
So the boys refused to be left behind.
In their race to 'make frienship' with 'lovelee' girls on Facebook, they started taking pictures of themselves everywhere as well.
Every single time I go to marine Drive, I see atleast 3 to 4 such 'hunks' posing and asking fellow hunks to take pictures of them on the rocks , with the background of the sea or else against their very cool bikes.
Now all that I'm going to grudgingly accept. But parents joining Facebook and then falling prey to this disease?! No, no. This is one thing I am not willing to accept!
Two days ago I thought my eyes were betraying me when I saw 'Z is now friends with Uncle Z'.
As if that wasn't bad enough, today I see pictures of Uncle Z in the office, shaking hands with random business clients.
Two days on Facebook and the disease has caught up with Uncle Z already?
What is happening to this world?
How do we make this stop?!
Things I will never understand in life
- Why is it that every time you do a good thing, people assume you have an ulterior motive?
- Why is that women have to change their surname after marriage, but not men?
- Why is that people have 15 functions before the actual wedding, which is then followed by fifteen other functions?
- How can people find Ranbir Kapoor (who looks totally doped) and Abhishek Bachchan(taxi driver!) hot?!
- How can the entire nation love Shahrukh Khan?????!!!!!
- How can the Chinese cockroaches? That too dipped in chocolate!!
- Why are the Indians obsessed with having a fair skin, while the phirangs will do anything then can to get a tan?
- Who the hell said cream is colour?!
- How can people spend close to a lakh on a stoopid handbag?
- How do really ugly guys manage to get hot girls, when it never happens the other way around?
- How can the entire country put everything on hold to watch an absoultely pointless game of cricket?
- And lastly, better the food, higher the calories! Why? Why? Why?
iHATE!
I'm feeling really really negative today...so here's a blog about the things I hate about my life~!
So much to hate ! so little time! sigh
- I hate being lectured about how irresponsible I am and how my room is always in a mess!
- I hate being the mess that I am!
- I hate how I'm so unfocused right now!
- I hate how I should be serious about my project and I really don't give a f**k
- I hate how I don't know where my life is going.
- I hate how my best friends move away!
- I hate how I can't take the next flight to go see them!
- I hate how I keep trying to find an incentive to go to college but I can't
- I hate how I don't write in my diary anymore!
- I hate how my articles are supposedly not college related!
- I hate how CJ wont fucking pay!
- I hate the fact that I started writing only so that I could have enough money to fund a course I want to take, when I could have found i better way of earning it!
- I hate how I have to share my room with someone I can't stand!
- I hate being lectured about how I have no social skills and I don't talk to relatives at parties.
- I hate being lectured about how I sleep late everyday!
- I hate having to change the bed covers everyday!
So much to hate ! so little time! sigh
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