- Phone bills! Why can't we just talk for free?
- People who wear sunglasses in the dark!
- Self Righteous Bitches!
- Stoopid men who force their women to wear burkhas, while they visually rape every other woman who walks past them!
- Dirty men who stare at you on the road even when you are wearing kurtas!
- Shah Rukh Khan
- The fact that sex and SRK sells.
- Aishwariya Plastic Rai
- 50 cent Lyrics!
- Facebook mails flooding my Inbox!
- People who litter their own city!
- Men who pee on the road!
iDespise (part 2)
iLike (Part 2)
- The smell of new clothes (believe me they have a smell!)
- Rajat Kapoor :D ( And no he's not an old fart!)
- Black and white clothes with bright red accessories!
- Gifts :D (giving and receiving)
- Getting nostalgic
- Sipping Pink Margaritas (Esp when they're free :P )
- Choco latte
- Blogging!
- Arguing for no reason (typical Libran Characteristic)
- And lastly making stoopid lists such as this one :P
'Say Cheese'
Posted by
Goddess of Nonsense
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Facebook
Clicking pictures for Facebook is no longer a fun activity.
Infact it is a disease.
You must be nicely dressed all the time with proper hair, make -up, etc.
You never know when someone decides to go Clickity- click.
You don't want everyone to see how you actually look, now do you?
And if you have no where to go, where people might take pictures of you, specifically for the purpose of putting them up on Facebook, please call all your friends and try to make some plan.
That way you will have an event to capture on camera and share with stalkers of this world.
And no one will think of you as a loser. Promise :)
At first I used to think this disease is affecting only the female population.
But knowing how vain they are... I wasn't all that surprised.
It started off with Birthday pictures, then Saturday night pictures followed by random College Events.
Till then it was perfectly okay.
However, uploading albums then became such an obsession that people started clicking pictures everywhere!
Limits were crossed when albums by the name - Waking up in the morning, Brushing my Gorgeous teeth, Making my Scrumptious Breakfast and My very own Designer Bathroom started being shared with random people.
So the boys refused to be left behind.
In their race to 'make frienship' with 'lovelee' girls on Facebook, they started taking pictures of themselves everywhere as well.
Every single time I go to marine Drive, I see atleast 3 to 4 such 'hunks' posing and asking fellow hunks to take pictures of them on the rocks , with the background of the sea or else against their very cool bikes.
Now all that I'm going to grudgingly accept. But parents joining Facebook and then falling prey to this disease?! No, no. This is one thing I am not willing to accept!
Two days ago I thought my eyes were betraying me when I saw 'Z is now friends with Uncle Z'.
As if that wasn't bad enough, today I see pictures of Uncle Z in the office, shaking hands with random business clients.
Two days on Facebook and the disease has caught up with Uncle Z already?
What is happening to this world?
How do we make this stop?!
Infact it is a disease.
You must be nicely dressed all the time with proper hair, make -up, etc.
You never know when someone decides to go Clickity- click.
You don't want everyone to see how you actually look, now do you?
And if you have no where to go, where people might take pictures of you, specifically for the purpose of putting them up on Facebook, please call all your friends and try to make some plan.
That way you will have an event to capture on camera and share with stalkers of this world.
And no one will think of you as a loser. Promise :)
At first I used to think this disease is affecting only the female population.
But knowing how vain they are... I wasn't all that surprised.
It started off with Birthday pictures, then Saturday night pictures followed by random College Events.
Till then it was perfectly okay.
However, uploading albums then became such an obsession that people started clicking pictures everywhere!
Limits were crossed when albums by the name - Waking up in the morning, Brushing my Gorgeous teeth, Making my Scrumptious Breakfast and My very own Designer Bathroom started being shared with random people.
So the boys refused to be left behind.
In their race to 'make frienship' with 'lovelee' girls on Facebook, they started taking pictures of themselves everywhere as well.
Every single time I go to marine Drive, I see atleast 3 to 4 such 'hunks' posing and asking fellow hunks to take pictures of them on the rocks , with the background of the sea or else against their very cool bikes.
Now all that I'm going to grudgingly accept. But parents joining Facebook and then falling prey to this disease?! No, no. This is one thing I am not willing to accept!
Two days ago I thought my eyes were betraying me when I saw 'Z is now friends with Uncle Z'.
As if that wasn't bad enough, today I see pictures of Uncle Z in the office, shaking hands with random business clients.
Two days on Facebook and the disease has caught up with Uncle Z already?
What is happening to this world?
How do we make this stop?!
Things I will never understand in life
- Why is it that every time you do a good thing, people assume you have an ulterior motive?
- Why is that women have to change their surname after marriage, but not men?
- Why is that people have 15 functions before the actual wedding, which is then followed by fifteen other functions?
- How can people find Ranbir Kapoor (who looks totally doped) and Abhishek Bachchan(taxi driver!) hot?!
- How can the entire nation love Shahrukh Khan?????!!!!!
- How can the Chinese cockroaches? That too dipped in chocolate!!
- Why are the Indians obsessed with having a fair skin, while the phirangs will do anything then can to get a tan?
- Who the hell said cream is colour?!
- How can people spend close to a lakh on a stoopid handbag?
- How do really ugly guys manage to get hot girls, when it never happens the other way around?
- How can the entire country put everything on hold to watch an absoultely pointless game of cricket?
- And lastly, better the food, higher the calories! Why? Why? Why?
iHATE!
I'm feeling really really negative today...so here's a blog about the things I hate about my life~!
So much to hate ! so little time! sigh
- I hate being lectured about how irresponsible I am and how my room is always in a mess!
- I hate being the mess that I am!
- I hate how I'm so unfocused right now!
- I hate how I should be serious about my project and I really don't give a f**k
- I hate how I don't know where my life is going.
- I hate how my best friends move away!
- I hate how I can't take the next flight to go see them!
- I hate how I keep trying to find an incentive to go to college but I can't
- I hate how I don't write in my diary anymore!
- I hate how my articles are supposedly not college related!
- I hate how CJ wont fucking pay!
- I hate the fact that I started writing only so that I could have enough money to fund a course I want to take, when I could have found i better way of earning it!
- I hate how I have to share my room with someone I can't stand!
- I hate being lectured about how I have no social skills and I don't talk to relatives at parties.
- I hate being lectured about how I sleep late everyday!
- I hate having to change the bed covers everyday!
So much to hate ! so little time! sigh
Weirdly Unnattached...
Slowly and steadily as I'm getting to know more people in this class, I'm starting to realise how most of them are highly disappointed with the way things have turned out to be after they have joined this college.
A big group of really close friends, a class full of people you look forward to seeing everyday and days of endless fun. These were a few things that topped their expectations list. Sadly they haven't managed to experience most of these things. They have however been fortunate enough to experience, being a part of a group of friends who don't care about them, a class full of people they can't stand and days of endless group projects (antonym for fun)!
I think there are mainly two types of people in this class. Those who have made it and those who haven't. When I say those who have made it, I'm talking about the over friendly extroverts who had a strategy from day one. It was, find birds of the same feather and flock together. And the well executed plan got them friends within days. Two weeks down the line, they had their very own group. A group that most people were envious of.
Moving onto the second category. They consist of the shy introverted types, who wanted to be somebody, but never got a chance to. Firstly, wrong plan of action! Secondly, they were just not able to make their presence felt. As a result, the road to having a social life has been quite rough. A lot of them have been jumping from one social circle to another. Those who have stuck to one, don't seem very happy either.
Going back to those who have made it. They certainly look very happy. But sometimes, behind those happy faces, I sense a bit of weariness. I say weariness because I get this feeling that they are tired of these pretences. I mean, how long can a person stick to same group of people, who have nothing more in common with you, than the fact that they have been able to make their presence felt? How long can you pretend to be interested in their lives when you frankly don't give a damn? How many hours can you spend with same set of people, without wanting to kill yourself ?
A big group of really close friends, a class full of people you look forward to seeing everyday and days of endless fun. These were a few things that topped their expectations list. Sadly they haven't managed to experience most of these things. They have however been fortunate enough to experience, being a part of a group of friends who don't care about them, a class full of people they can't stand and days of endless group projects (antonym for fun)!
I think there are mainly two types of people in this class. Those who have made it and those who haven't. When I say those who have made it, I'm talking about the over friendly extroverts who had a strategy from day one. It was, find birds of the same feather and flock together. And the well executed plan got them friends within days. Two weeks down the line, they had their very own group. A group that most people were envious of.
Moving onto the second category. They consist of the shy introverted types, who wanted to be somebody, but never got a chance to. Firstly, wrong plan of action! Secondly, they were just not able to make their presence felt. As a result, the road to having a social life has been quite rough. A lot of them have been jumping from one social circle to another. Those who have stuck to one, don't seem very happy either.
Going back to those who have made it. They certainly look very happy. But sometimes, behind those happy faces, I sense a bit of weariness. I say weariness because I get this feeling that they are tired of these pretences. I mean, how long can a person stick to same group of people, who have nothing more in common with you, than the fact that they have been able to make their presence felt? How long can you pretend to be interested in their lives when you frankly don't give a damn? How many hours can you spend with same set of people, without wanting to kill yourself ?
Apart from that, there are also rules and regulations . There's a certain code of conduct that needs to be followed. You have to go against your principles for the sake of the 'group'. And according to me, the worst is having to be nice to people you really, really dont want to be nice to.
So the truth is NOBODY is actually happy. A lot of them are just wearing a mask. If they take that mask off they're just as miserable as those who haven't made it.
Then there's a third category. That's me. I didn't want to become a part of BMM, so I could have the coolest friends in college, or the best looking guys in my class, or the most fashionable girls to hang out with. I joined this course because I like this course, and I can't imagine myself doing anything else.
So, while people do matter,they are not on my priority list. I'm not saying I don't want to make close friends. I do. Infact I miss having the kind of friends I bring home everyday so we can lie like potataoes on my couch and watch TV. The kind of friends you don't forget as soon as you get home because you talk to them every single day irrespective of whether you have anything important to share with them or not. The kind of friends who know every detail about your life no matter how small or insignificant.
But frankly speaking, two years in Jai Hind taught me enough about group hopping and having random friends. Some people might like sitting in a Mocha with a new gang of friends everyday, but after a point I got sick of it. The Summer after taught me how only few of those friends you make in college actually stay. So what is the point of having a big group or even feeling miserable about not being a part of one?One day, they are all going to go away anyway. So as long as you have a few decent people to hang out with while trapped in that classroom, I don't see why anybody should be grumbling.
Bottomline is at the end of this course, if you have ONE close friend to take back with you, you should consider yourself lucky. I know I will!
Valentine
My Valentine wasn't about roses, diamonds and pretty dresses.
It wasn't about wine, champagne and fancy meals.
It wasn't even about love letters and sweet nothings.
For me it was more of a Movie-thon Day. I sat at home all day and watched movies. All I wanted to watch was Nanny Diaries which was at 8 in the night. So i grabbed the remote at 1 p.m. itself. A little early na? But prevention is better than cure. I knew for a fact that if that Loser (read: my brother) got his hands on it first, I'd have to spend the entire day moping over my bad luck in another room.
And then guess which movie I get to watch? Because I Said So!! :D :D :D
After months and months of begging god- knows- who- all to download it for me AND annoying innumerable DVD guys in Colaba to order it somehow!
Fortunately for me it turned out to be a nice movie. Precisely because the romance didn't make me want to strangle the actors or throw tomatoes at them. It didn't give you that feeling of having seen this scene in a hundred other chick- flicks before. Even the story was different. Not very. But hey, it's a chick-flick at the end of the day right? There's a girl and two guys. An annoying, interfering mother. Sweet, supporting sisters. And obviously a happy ending where the girl and boy kiss and make up :P .
Then you know how the TV is. It's got these powers. Once you sit in front of it, it's hard to move. So I start flipping channels and I come across Kal Ho Na Ho.
OK, not the coolest movies to watch. But hey I love K-Jo ok. And so what if the movie is shown 3 times every week. The jokes are still funny. In the first half atleast. So that's precisely where I watched it till. And then I managed to extricate myself from the overpowering television set , vowing to return at 8 p.m. sharp.
God knows what happened at 8. The TV was blocked I was too lazy to fight for it and too restless to sit through another movie. So no Nanny Diaries for me :( .
But then, at 11, the seductress beckoned again. There I was, sitting ardently in front of her. Guess which movie it was this time? Dostana! More pointless rubbish for the day. I was hooked.
Agreed it's a funny movie. The 'Beedi Jalayle' the 'John and Abhishek meeting in Venice' scenes are hilarious, but you know which scene wins hands down? The scene in which John tells them that he has got everything in life because he has them. That scene is so touching.
And I completely agree with him on this one. I believe it is the people in your life that make it worth living. And there is nothing better in this world than living with your best friends.
I'm not saying that I don't want to get married. I want to. Definitely. Have a husband who adores me and a happy family. But there is so much to do before you finally decide to get married and spend the rest of your life with that one person. And living with your best friends is one of them. And now that's what I call my happy family :D.
So for the Valentine after my graduation I do want my fancy meal with wine and champagne with someone I absolutely adore, but at the same time I want an awesome apartment, somewhere far far away where there are no rules and regulations governing your life. Where every single is a party and I find it impossible to decide if today is better than yesterday!
P.S. I'm not cute. I'm Muhammad Ali!
It wasn't about wine, champagne and fancy meals.
It wasn't even about love letters and sweet nothings.
For me it was more of a Movie-thon Day. I sat at home all day and watched movies. All I wanted to watch was Nanny Diaries which was at 8 in the night. So i grabbed the remote at 1 p.m. itself. A little early na? But prevention is better than cure. I knew for a fact that if that Loser (read: my brother) got his hands on it first, I'd have to spend the entire day moping over my bad luck in another room.
And then guess which movie I get to watch? Because I Said So!! :D :D :D
After months and months of begging god- knows- who- all to download it for me AND annoying innumerable DVD guys in Colaba to order it somehow!
Fortunately for me it turned out to be a nice movie. Precisely because the romance didn't make me want to strangle the actors or throw tomatoes at them. It didn't give you that feeling of having seen this scene in a hundred other chick- flicks before. Even the story was different. Not very. But hey, it's a chick-flick at the end of the day right? There's a girl and two guys. An annoying, interfering mother. Sweet, supporting sisters. And obviously a happy ending where the girl and boy kiss and make up :P .
Then you know how the TV is. It's got these powers. Once you sit in front of it, it's hard to move. So I start flipping channels and I come across Kal Ho Na Ho.
OK, not the coolest movies to watch. But hey I love K-Jo ok. And so what if the movie is shown 3 times every week. The jokes are still funny. In the first half atleast. So that's precisely where I watched it till. And then I managed to extricate myself from the overpowering television set , vowing to return at 8 p.m. sharp.
God knows what happened at 8. The TV was blocked I was too lazy to fight for it and too restless to sit through another movie. So no Nanny Diaries for me :( .
But then, at 11, the seductress beckoned again. There I was, sitting ardently in front of her. Guess which movie it was this time? Dostana! More pointless rubbish for the day. I was hooked.
Agreed it's a funny movie. The 'Beedi Jalayle' the 'John and Abhishek meeting in Venice' scenes are hilarious, but you know which scene wins hands down? The scene in which John tells them that he has got everything in life because he has them. That scene is so touching.
And I completely agree with him on this one. I believe it is the people in your life that make it worth living. And there is nothing better in this world than living with your best friends.
I'm not saying that I don't want to get married. I want to. Definitely. Have a husband who adores me and a happy family. But there is so much to do before you finally decide to get married and spend the rest of your life with that one person. And living with your best friends is one of them. And now that's what I call my happy family :D.
So for the Valentine after my graduation I do want my fancy meal with wine and champagne with someone I absolutely adore, but at the same time I want an awesome apartment, somewhere far far away where there are no rules and regulations governing your life. Where every single is a party and I find it impossible to decide if today is better than yesterday!
P.S. I'm not cute. I'm Muhammad Ali!
Remember this line? :P
iLike
- Bright pink
- Bright red
- Bright Candy Colours in general (the more the better)
- Girly dresses and high heels
- Long bitchy nails :P
- Mint 'n' chocolate chip
- Dark chocolate
- My new amber chandelier
- And my princess bed ( which has no curtains as yet)!
- Staying up late for no reason
- Glitter
- Soft curls
- Guys in black shirts ;)
- Eating out
- Catching up
- Long walks
- Old churches
- Old buildings with high ceilings and crystal chandeliers
- Marine Drive
- Marine Drive Bhel :P
- Arguing for no reason
- Sarcastic comments :P
- Emoticons
- Big hugs !
iDespise
- Dull colours
- Bell bottoms
- Ill -fitted clothes
- Bland food
- Plastics! (remember anti-plastic society)
- Fake hugs!
- Having to sleep early and wake up early
- Family gatherings
- People who need a cab to take the from college to Mocha/ Station
- People with no consideration for the environment
- Male Chauvinist Pigs!!!!
- My unwaxed hands :P
- People who talk too much when i'm daydreaming *sigh*
Sometimes......
Posted by
Goddess of Nonsense
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life
Sometimes, you don't intend for it to happen, but it just does.
Sometimes, you are too engrossed in your life and you don't seem to realise when it happens.
Sometimes, it's better to not have certain people in your life and you are more than willing to let go off them.
Sometimes, you know it's your fault and it's better to let go, than to hurt them.
Sometimes, you can't help the fact that you just don't care anymore.
Sometimes, you can't help the fact that people don't care about you anymore and there is nothing you can do to make them stay.
What do you do when you know they still care? And no matter what you do you can't stop caring either.
Things however refuse to go back to being how they used to. Fact is, they never might go back to being the way they used to.
People walk in and out of your life all the the time. You walk in and out of peoples' life all the time. It is one of the most natural things in life. So why does it seem so unnatural this time?
Why does it feel like no matter what I do, I may never be able to ease the pain completely or fill that empty space inside of me.....
Sometimes, you are too engrossed in your life and you don't seem to realise when it happens.
Sometimes, it's better to not have certain people in your life and you are more than willing to let go off them.
Sometimes, you know it's your fault and it's better to let go, than to hurt them.
Sometimes, you can't help the fact that you just don't care anymore.
Sometimes, you can't help the fact that people don't care about you anymore and there is nothing you can do to make them stay.
What do you do when you know they still care? And no matter what you do you can't stop caring either.
Things however refuse to go back to being how they used to. Fact is, they never might go back to being the way they used to.
People walk in and out of your life all the the time. You walk in and out of peoples' life all the time. It is one of the most natural things in life. So why does it seem so unnatural this time?
Why does it feel like no matter what I do, I may never be able to ease the pain completely or fill that empty space inside of me.....
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